my parents think i'm a cynic. everyone else knows i like too many things. a lot of them show up here. also follow me at cinelessons.tumblr.com :D
Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave
WE ARE NOT THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS ANYMORE
WE ARE THE SAN FRANCISCO BRANDONS